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In all honesty, I’m far less concerned about Christianity than I sometimes let on. Sometimes, I can go off the deep end when it comes to religious thinking and how it relates to complex issues such as human sexuality. However, I can also go off the deep end when considering all sorts of abnormalities and sufferings that human primates experience and how it relates to “God.”
If there is a God/Creator/Prime Mover, it has become clear to me that, regardless of how human primates imagine that God, they will all experience the same things across a spectrum of what can occur. For example, a newly married couple from Oregon/Washington might have a terrible car accident, in which they narrowly escape death. In their minds, the God that they believe in saved their lives. On the same day they had their accident, a newly married couple on the other side of the world may have and statistically, probably did have, a very similar car accident, in which they too narrowly escaped death. Maybe that accident was on a busy highway in New Delhi, India. In their minds, the God they believe in saved their lives. In both cases, the beliefs of each couple do nothing to change the reality of what actually happened. Both couples narrowly escaped death because of a horrendous car accident. One couple believes that God/Jesus saved their lives, and the other couple believes that Vishnu saved their lives. To which God do we give credit for saving the lives of these couples?
The problem for me is, the couple from Oregon and Washington will swear on a stack of Bibles that God/Jesus saved their lives. However, was it God/Jesus who saved the Indian couple’s lives? Or was it Vishnu? Is it possible that Vishnu saved the lives of both couples? What if that were actually true? Better yet, what if both couples were wrong?
On the same day that you and Kristen had your car accident, in which you both believe that God/Jesus saved your lives, it’s very possible that some other newlywed couple narrowly escaped death in a similar car accident on the very same day, in another part of the world. Maybe it was the next day, or the day after. Statistically, there could have been hundreds of similar car accidents that day, in which newlywed couples were spared death. The newlywed part of it is not important…escaping death was.
Do you want the truth? I need you to sit down for this one Robbie. You might want to have Kristen by your side too. I’m about to give you both the truth about who saved your lives on that day in 2001. It was not God or Jesus. It wasn’t Vishnu either…Allah saved your lives!
That’s right brother. Allah saved your lives. I know this because the Prophet Muhamed and the Archangel Gabriel visited me in a dream about three months ago. I’ve been trying to find a way to tell you, but I didn’t know how to do it. Everything about Islam is true, including a reward of 72 virgins if you are willing to kill for Allah. If you are willing to kill for Allah, just like Abraham nearly killed his son Isaac, you will be rewarded. If you are willing to kill in the name of Allah, especially your own child, you will be rewarded with 72 virgins. These virgins can be whoever you want them to be. They can be Kim Boyce and they can be SCD. You can choose to have 72 different virgins, or they can all be the same. There’s a greater part to all of this: After you fuck and break the hymens of these 72 virgins and cum in their pussies, or cum on their faces, or explode in their mouths, or even in their anuses, each virgin will supernaturally grow their hymens back so that you can enjoy popping their cherries for an eternity.
You do believe me, don’t you? Think about it man. For nearly your entire life, since puberty anyway, Allah has filled the souls of human primates with a great desire for sex. This is why we have wet dreams in 6th grade, and it is why girls start menstruating at or about the 6th grade too. Sex is all that matters brother. Allah breathed into all living beings the desire for sex and reproduction, even plants and bacteria. It’s not just about reproduction though. Allah created the orgasm brother!!!! Allah’s desire is for you to have an “eternal orgasm.” Yahweh and Jesus are actually Satan. They have deceived the majority of human souls into believing that all matters of the flesh are evil. If you examine your life very closely, it has been Allah who has revealed the truth. He wants you to endlessly fuck and masturbate. This life is nothing more than a preparation for eternal fucking and the eternal orgasm. This is why guys like you and me are still obsessed with sex at 50+ years old and why we’ll masturbate on our death beds (like probably my dad did). In Allahs heaven, there will be no crying and masturbating. That’s because there will be 72 virgin pussies eternally available for our pleasures. If you want to masturbate, you can happily do it. You can beat your meat 500x a day if you want to. I would imagine that at some point in eternity, fucking the same 72 virgins might get boring. Maybe masturbation in Allah’s heaven involves us watching others fuck their 72 virgins.
Brother, are you ready to follow the one and true God? Open your heart and turn away from that fake deceiver, Yahweh. In Yahweh’s heaven, in Jesus’s heaven, there is no sex. There are no fleshly bodies in heaven for you to fuck. The heaven of the Bible is actually hell. The truth has been right in front of you your entire life. God, and especially Jesus, have been trying to deceive you into believing that sex, and all matters of the flesh, are evil. However, your life has been nothing but one BIG journey that has involved sexual obsession at every turn, right? In every waking moment, right? And even in your dreams, right? That’s proof of Allah brother.
All of this nonsense about the hatred of homosexuals has been a lie. In Allah’s heaven, you will experience sex with another man, and you will love it. Why do you think Allah has allowed so many little boys to be molested by older men? Or why Allah has let so many children get raped and molested by their own fathers or even pedophiles? All of these things have been in preparation for Allah’s eternal orgasm. Sex with children, especially sex with your own children, is one of Allah’s greatest gifts. Yahweh tried to take credit for it in the story of Adam and Eve and the story of Noah. In both of those stories, sex with children, especially sex with one’s own child had to of happened. It was the only way to populate the earth. Today, the laws of Yahweh and Jesus will send you to prison or even have you killed for having sex with your child. Do you see how deceitful they are? First, they implied a creation narrative that must have included incest, but then they changed all that shit because they failed in trying to mimic Allah in being the one and true God.
That was some of the craziest shit I’ve ever written, right? I don’t know where it came from, however, it was for a reason. Back to the original problem: Which God saved you and Kristen’s life? Which God saved the Indian couple’s wife? On that same day that you and Kristen narrowly escaped death, there actually could have been a third couple, a Muslim couple, who similarly escaped death after a terrible car accident. Which God would we credit for saving the Muslim’s lives? God/Jesus? Allah? or Vishnu? This might sound like a “make believe” possibility, but it’s not. In 2023, there were 31,000+ deaths due to car accidents in the United States alone. That means that about 85 people every day die in car accidents in the USA. In contrast, there were a total of about 13 Million car accidents in the USA in 2023. Only one quarter of one percent of those accidents ended up causing deaths. If we had all of the data for the entire world, we would see statistically that very few people die in car accidents. However, we might also see that in places like India, near fatal accidents occur more frequently because of the lack of safety standards. Still, which God is saving lives in car accidents? Vishnu has a case, right? Since he/she is saving far more people from near fatal car accidents in India Vs how many that God/Jesus save in the USA. If there is actually a God who is saving lives in car accidents, maybe that God saves lives no matter what religion people ascribe to. For such God, we could all come together as one, and beg that God to stop letting people die in accidents, right? Because no matter how you spin it, and no matter what God is in play, that God lets people die in accidents all of the time…85 times per day in the USA. We could all come together and beg that God to stop accidents from happening in the first place, right?
Long story short, I’m letting it all go. If I’m ever given reason to follow any one of the God’s that human primates believe in, then I’ll certainly reconsider. In the meantime, I’m looking at the data. I’m looking at what human primates have actually discovered to be true, with evidence.
Last night, and because of some of our recent conversations, I searched for “human sexuality” on YouTube before I went to bed last night. I’ve never really looked at this type of content on Youtube before. I’ve already known so much about stuff like this from early adulthood. I haven’t even finished the video yet, but it is worth watching…that is, if you care to watch it. There’s a part that reminded me of you. However, it’s much greater than how it relates to you. It’s much greater because of how it relates to humanity, and even other animals in the greater animal kingdom.
God; image, by MythologyArt – Pixabay.
God; image, by MythologyArt – Pixabay.